Will The Real Bill Parker Please Stand-Up?

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Willy P, happy birthday to me!

I have the received the greatest birthday present ever this year (yes, even better than the .308 I got last year).  My kind, beautiful, witty, funny, hard working, nurturing, slinky untangling, wife bought me…

Bill Parker .com!

As many of you know I’ve been after this domain name for 15 years.  There was a band in Texas called Bill Parker and His MotherScratchers that held it for years, when they let it lapse I wasn’t quick enough and a domain squatter snagged it.  After 6 years of bugging them and negotiations we finally landed this property.

Of the thousand or more Bill Parker’s in the United States I am now the official Default Bill Parker.

Thank you, thank you, thank you Kristy.  I (and your son) appreciate this gift,

Bill Parker


5 Responses to “Will The Real Bill Parker Please Stand-Up?”

  1. Congrats on your conquest!

    • Bill, One of the biggest things we can do for others, is to let our true self shine out for them. I am so very proud of you!

  2. The .308 was better and tanks for nuttin for recognizing the man who helped make it happen. Happy Birthday.

  3. Jennifer Holoday April 3, 2014 at 4:59 pm

    Yay! I’m the first to comment! Happy Birthday Bill!

  4. Son of bizzznatch! I was trying to snizznatch this website up, too!!
    Glad you got it, though, cause http://www.thatassholebill.com was a bit much to type!!

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